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01/22/2020 at 09:30 • Filed to: Category; Science and Technology
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"PS9" (PS9)
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Think of what you could do with your life if you had even an ounce of this woman’s energy.
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> PS9
01/22/2020 at 09:35 |
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This is me on Mondays.
Nibby
> PS9
01/22/2020 at 09:52 |
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aussie version
vondon302
> PS9
01/22/2020 at 09:58 |
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Welcome to meijers Mutha fucka.
Wacko
> PS9
01/22/2020 at 10:06 |
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she is how i imagine every T rump supporter.
3point8isgreat
> PS9
01/22/2020 at 10:16 |
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This is definitely how you’re supposed to do the whole religion thing. I bet she has a blackboard with chalk marks for every “conversion”. But every chalk mark is actually just one of her kids that’s secretly Pagan behind her back.
Svend
> PS9
01/22/2020 at 10:32 |
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If she’s going to heaven, I sure as, well, hell, want to go to hell.
Towards the end I’d of shouted, ‘ yep I’m going to hell eventually, but your going to jail now, motherfucker’ .
It’s hard to tell if she is part of the god squad or off her meds, it’s hard to tell in some cases.
OPPOsaurus WRX
> PS9
01/22/2020 at 10:33 |
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if i was watching this unfold i think it would be fun to just walk by and tell her the bible show be in the fiction section just to watch her have a mental meltdown....well more of a mental melt down
Thomas Donohue
> Svend
01/22/2020 at 10:46 |
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I only watched the first minute. Something tells me I need to watch the rest!
ShrimpHappens, née WJalopy
> PS9
01/22/2020 at 10:49 |
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I’ve been laughing at this video all weekend. My favorite part is “YOU ALL NEED TO REPENT, BECAUSE THE KING-DOM OF HEA-VEN IS AT HAAAAND!”
Textured Soy Protein
> PS9
01/22/2020 at 10:50 |
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A couple weekends ago I had some Persian Jehova’s Witnesses knock on my door and ask to speak to the Farsi-speakers in the household. I told them nobody here speaks Farsi. They had apparently gotten a hold of some kind of database of Persian-sounding names who they were door knocking for. I told them my landlord is Persian so they probably saw his name, and nobody who lives with me speaks Farsi. Luck y for me, the lack of any p re sumed Persians totally derailed the Jehova’s Witnesses from their Jesus sales pitch, and I sent them on their way.
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Svend
> Thomas Donohue
01/22/2020 at 10:51 |
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To be fair, it pretty much goes along the same lines for most of it, only the ‘motherfucker’ bit gets directed at different people. She eventually gets arrested.
Cut to 4:56 for the police arrival.
jimz
> Svend
01/22/2020 at 10:55 |
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If she’s going to heaven, I sure as, well, hell, want to go to he ll.
I console myself with the thought that if heaven and hell actually exist, then a lot of self-proclaimed “christians” are going to be very surprised where they end up when the day comes.
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Svend
> jimz
01/22/2020 at 11:13 |
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On the whole, I don’t mind self proclaimed christians, it’s just, why do they have to proclaim it so often and so loudly and publicly .
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jimz
> Svend
01/22/2020 at 11:27 |
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because it’s not about being a good person, it’s about being able to show that they’re better than you.
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Svend
> jimz
01/22/2020 at 11:55 |
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Much of the time I’ve found christi an people to be the least christian.
A Polish friend married an English lass and one night he gave me a lift to work. While I was waiting in his living room he called through to get something from the kitchen for him. Hos wife was happily singing away, ‘god hates sinners, god loves believers’, it was surreal. She was batshit mental about religion and against anyone that wasn’t of her religion.
I gave a testimony (or whatever you call it) at his annulment.
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